I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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