If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
is that a dick in a sweater?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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