I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
