I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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