Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I know her cup size but not her name....
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