i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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