at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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