so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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