we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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