She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Mom said you looked used
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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