Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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