Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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