Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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