i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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