If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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