I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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