Dual....:-)
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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