Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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