no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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