we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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