goodnight i made you a song goodbye
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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