Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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