If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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