...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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