i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
