hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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