The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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