is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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