look no pants
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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