Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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