yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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