if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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