so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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