Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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