ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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