im drinking this country out of the recession.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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