i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
