She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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