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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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