plz talk dirty to me
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
my being single is dangerous.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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