I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I just made out with a guy for $7.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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