but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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