I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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