You just made me feel so damn special
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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