dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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