Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
The uberlube is also flammable
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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