Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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