you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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