so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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