i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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