Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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