Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
thus making me awesome and them whores
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
