ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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