HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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