I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I need to calm my uterus...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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